Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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