I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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