She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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