I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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