he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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