Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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