I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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