Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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