How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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