so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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