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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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