he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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