This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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