we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Terrible idea I love it
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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