Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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