As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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