oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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