just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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