All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
