I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Randomize
