I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
not ubering you a puppy
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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