I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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