haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
what day is it and did you see me today?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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