hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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