dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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