it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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