What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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