I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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