Fine. I'll sleep in my office
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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