but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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