If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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