And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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