omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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