Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
did you just send me my own nude
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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