I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
They took my balls.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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