I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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