I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I have post one night stand depression
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