So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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