i barfeds in our rink
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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