If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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