question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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