so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
There r osticjed everywhere
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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