Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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