Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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