stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
