belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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