My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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