There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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