dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
did you just send me my own nude
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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