Midget sex pt 2 tonight
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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