Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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