Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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