my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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