Ambien. No doubt about it.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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