Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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