Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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