I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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